I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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