cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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