Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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