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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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