I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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