he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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