Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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