i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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