literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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