can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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