Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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