Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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