Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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