The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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