Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize