Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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