4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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