i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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