let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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