on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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