found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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