I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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