This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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