actually, I'm a sock model
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It's rum buckets o'clock
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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