I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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