it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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