we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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