If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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