glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
