He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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