using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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