Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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