dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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