Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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