She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I forget how to act sober
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