If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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