thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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