I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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