someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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