Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
