Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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