im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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