You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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