First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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