how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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