yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
