Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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