my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
operation harelip BJ is a go
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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