Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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