the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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