i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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