Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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