butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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