Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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