You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
