I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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