she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize